i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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