I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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