well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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