u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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