So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
