i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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