i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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