All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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