question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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