Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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