I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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