Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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