Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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