Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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