it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
