at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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