I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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