fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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