Its about making memories worth repressing
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize