WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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