you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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