Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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