Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You're a waste of cheezeits
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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