My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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