she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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