Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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