Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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