On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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