We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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