did you get engaged???
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just ate a handful of salt
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