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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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