i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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