So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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