dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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