is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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