Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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