I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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