Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Randomize
