are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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