I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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