How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She told me I should be a condom model.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
So. Much. Porn.
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