i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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