I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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