someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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