you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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