he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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