I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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