so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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