I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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