I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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