I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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