we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
