just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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