sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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