I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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