You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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